Set Your Alarm! Insecure Is Back!

Why did Issa Rae have us wait so damn long, for the season 3 premiere of Insecure!?

I’m pretty sure we weren’t the only people sliding in her DMs to get the tea on the launch date. Judging by the trailer, it is worth the wait. Season 2 left us with tons of unanswered questions. From cheating scandals to pregnancy announcements, from breakups to a CRAZY ending that had us all in our feelings. After all the drama in season 2, it’s pretty obvious why the theme for season 3 is “YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER, SO DO BETTER”.

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Set you alarm! Tonight is the night! If you need a crash course on the season 2 highlights Get Up N’ Glow has got you covered.

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Issa Starts A Ho-tation

After her breakup, Issa decides it’s time to get her groove back. With hopes of getting over Lawrence, she believes hooking up with guys will ease her misery. She talks to her best friend Molly who helps here get into ho-tation. During her ho-tation, Issa meets a few guys on line and hooks up with her neighbor Eddie. Issa tries to add Dainel to her ho-tation, but their hookup lead to an eye injury caused by bodily fluids. Now we know you saw the memes!

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Lawrence And Tasha Call It Quits

After the Lawrence Issa breakup, Lawrence moves on to Tasha (bank teller) fairly quickly. Tasha was all in and really wanted a serious relationship but Lawrence wasn’t ready. He goes ghost on Tasha during a family BBQ which left her angry and embarrassed.

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Molly Decides To Level Up

After accidently receiving the pay stub of her coworker Travis, Molly learns that he makes more money than her, although he is not nearly as good at the job then she is. She decides to look into a transfer to the Chicago office because she felt it would be a better career move. Molly decides to put a hold on her love life and focus on here career. She also starts seeing a therapist that can’t quite get her to change her way of thinking. As Molly questions her desire to transfer offices, she starts spending more time with Quentin, eventually sleeping with him. Later deciding to end that relationship.

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Issa & Lawrence Talk It Out

Lawrence stops by Issa's place to pick up his mail. They ended up sleeping together and avoided one another until they were forced to be civil at Derek's birthday party. After the party the two got into a heated argument and didn’t speak until the final episode. Issa and Lawrence both apologize for their parts in the fall of their relationship. As Lawrence turns to leave their empty apartment, we see a vision of the life they could have had.

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Kelli Is Off The Market

Kelli, Molly and Issa went to a day party with hopes of picking up men to get the ho-tation into rotation. Kelli meets a guy she calls Sweetie because she can’t remember his name. He ends up fingering her under the table and the rest is history. Can’t wait to see where things go with these two in season 3.

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Tiffany Is Having A Baby

Despite the subtle clues that Tiffany and Derek are having some marital issues, Tiffany continues to act like she has the perfect life and marriage. Tiffany and Derek announces that they are having a baby.

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Molly And Dro Have An Affair

Molly has an affair with her childhood friend Dro, who tells her he is in an open marriage. When Molly see’s Dro’s wife she can tell she knows nothing about their situation. Molly still sneaks off with Dro for a quicky during Derek’s party. Eventually she tells Dro she can’t move forward with the affair and later has a change of mind. The series ends with Molly opening up the door for Dro lingerie.

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Issa Has A New Roommate

After the eye “injury” Issa and Daniel had a falling out and later reconnected because they could not stay away from each other. Issa gets evicted from her apartment and decides to move in with Daniel. Something tells me these two aren’t going to work out.

Now that you’re all up to date; gather your friends for a girls night, open a bottle (or two) of wine and enjoy what Issa Rae claims to be the best season yet. Insecure season 3 airs TONIGHT, August 12th at 10:30PM EST!

xoxo,

Raquel Tross